Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Guess we were even

HAD A DREAM MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AT THE SAME TIME, HE HAD A DREAM I CHEATED ON HIM  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

It was love

LAUGH SO HARD I ACCIDENTALLY FART ON BOYFRIEND'S LAP BOYFRIEND FARTS TOO SO I WOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Blah blah blah

ASKS HER IF SHE HAS TORCHWOOD IN HER POCKET INSTEAD OF A SONIC WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME AND THOUGHT IT WAS ADORABLE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Well that means im not in the friendzone right?

WHILE DRUNK I SENT A MESSAGE TO MY CRUSH TELLING HER THAT I WISH I WERE HER BOYFRIEND REPLIES ME SAYING THAT WE SHOULD KNOW EACH OTHER MORE AND THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENDS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

This happened to me.What type of friendzone is this? :D

GIRLS SAYS:LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS WHO HAVE FUN TOGETHER BY HAVING SEX Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

That's Threadless life

GETS SOME GREAT FEEDBACK ON THE BLOGS ON HOW TO IMPROVE DESIGN & THEN SUBMITS THE NEW VERSION. DECLINED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

We're on Finally on National Media

ESPN RADIO IS FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THE VIKINGS... IN ORDER TO MAKE FUN OF THEIR EVERY MOVE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Overly awesome girlfriend

She's not my crush, but still, that's cool.

I'M SO DEEP IN THE FRIEND-ZONE SHE NEVER FLIRT WITH ME, TELL ME ABOUT HER CRUSHES, INTRODUCE ME TO HER EX-BF, PEE IN FRONT OF ME, SAYS I'M LIKE HER BROTHER, GET NAKED IN FRONT OF ME AND...   HAVE SEX WITH ME JUST FOR PLEASURE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lucky Guy!

MATE STARTS TALKING ABOUT ME NOT KNOWING I'M THERE LISTENING. SAYS POSITIVE STUFF! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin