Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

CORE 1 Success-2

ENCOURAGED TO DRESS UP IN CLASS FOR HALLOWEEN NO BODY KNOWS WHO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

BECHERKA LOLOLO

ASKED PRETTY COWORKER GIRL IS SHE WORKING TODAY SHE IS AND SHE WANTS TO GIVE ME A LIFT TO WORK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

BECHERKA LOL

ASKED PRETTY COWORKER GIRL IS SHE WORKING TODAY SHE IS AND SHE WANT TO GIVE ME A LIFT TO WORK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Romance

MEETS HOT GIRL IS A MALE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Trololol MoC

IS A SMALL COMPANY IN USA TELLS THEIR CUSTOMERS THEY WONT SELL TO RECASTOWNERS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

all the time

THROWS PAPER TOWARDS TRASH CAN AND MISSES NO ONE NOTICES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

throws paper towards trash can and misses

 NO ONE NOTICES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Almost shit my pants

CHILLING OUTSIDE OF A BAR ON MY BIKE WITH A FRIEND WHEN HELLS ANGELS APPROCH US AGGRESSIVELY THINKING WE ARE MEMBERS OF A RIVAL GANG BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A CUT I WAS WEARING A SONS OF ANARCHY CUT, WE STARTED CHATTING AND THEY TOLD US TO JOIN THE ANGELS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Was surprised.

DRUNK TEXTED A GIRL SAYING SHE WAS SUPER HOT TOLD ME SHE ALSO THOUGHT I WAS SUPER HOT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

they just come to you

NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SCORE ON PURPOSE  STIL GETS LAID AND GIRLFRIENDS  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin