Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

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GIRLFRIEND IS REALLY CRAZY I'M JUST AS CRAZY.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Every. Single. Time.

I CATCH FALLING OBJECTS LIKE A GODDAMN NINJA WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

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USES WRONG MEME MAKES IT TO THE HOT PAGE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Woah Guy

MY NAME IS GREG SHUPAK... AND BY AND LARGE, I CONFUSE PEOPLE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Was not expecting this

RAN OUT OF COLOGNE PUT SOME OF MOM'S PERFUME ON GIRLFRIEND LOVED IT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

awkward checkout

FORGOT MY SCHOOL ID CARD AGAIN BUT MANAGED TO CHECK OUT 3 BOOKS ANYWAY! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Silver lining

BOSS FIRES ME SAYING HE NEVER WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN BOSS'S BOSS TELLS ME HE'D BE HAPPY IF MY BOSS TOLD HIM THE SAME THING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Do I go this way or that way?

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Bathroom privacy is key

TWO GUYS ENTER MEN'S ROOM WHILE I'M TAKING MY AFTERNOON DUMP THEY BOTH PISS AND QUICKLY GTFO Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

you pay. DEARLY

BEATS UP MOST HATED GUY IN CLASS BECOMES  CLASS HERO GETS EXPELLED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin