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Yoga Pocket!

DISCOVERS YOGA PANTS ARE INSIDE OUT WHILE IN DOWNWARD-FACING DOG DISCOVERS HIDDEN POCKET IN WAISTBAND OF PANTS! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Nothing like it...

GOT PREGNANT BY A DOUCHEBAG WHO NEVER INTENDED TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME MET SOMEONE WAY HOTTER WHO DOESN'T MIND ME BEING A SINGLE MOM HALFWAY THROUGH PREGNANCY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dees luck

SUCKS SOME WILLY ITS DEES BOYFRIEND Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I probably used this meme wrong.

OLD WINTER COAT WON'T FIT ME ANYMORE BOOBS GOT BIGGER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Happy Birthday

REPLY

We want fun

WANTED TO PARTY DIDN'T GET ONE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Capital Dissonance

CAPITALISM IS CORPORATISM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

This happends.

KISSED GF NECK TO BE EROTIC SHE LAUGHS CUZ IT TICKLES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

same as me

YOU SAY SUDDENLY WHO FARTED ? IN FACT YOU FARTED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

asking vouchers

ASKED FOR A VOUCHER DIDN'T GET ONE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin