Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Honestly, now it's dirty.

BOYFRIEND KILLS COCKROACH WHEN I ASKED HIM USES MY FAVORITE SLIPPER TO DO THE JOB Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wonder Bread

WAIT GUYS IT GETS FUNNY IT GOT FUNNY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Når man kommer forsent på CBS

SOVET OVER SIG, 15 MIN FORSENT. NY FORELÆSER: HAN TALER STADIG OM SIG SELV. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gas Station Cashier

HOT CUSTOMER CATCHES ME CHECKING HER OUT SHE JUST SMILES AND ASK HOW MY DAY IS GOING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Pengalaman saya

PENGEN KE KANTIN ADA BU NELDI BALIK LAGI DAH Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sometimes i just hold it

HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING A CROWDED CLASS SPENDS 10 MINUTES TRYING TO WORK UP THE COURAGE TO STAND UP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

This was the highlight of my day.

TRIED FOR MY FIRST KISS, GIRLFRIEND TURNS AWAY. WE KISS ANYWAY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Definition of Irony

More Cushion

GIRLFRIEND IS GAINING WEIGHT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

oh yeah that...

CUTE GIRL GOES TO PUT NUMBER IN MY PHONE. MOST PICTURES FOR CONTACTS OF A GIANT SHIT TAKEN  PUTS CURRECT NUMBER IN ANYWAY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin