Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

First weekend meme

USED AS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WITH A

First weekend meme

CALLED OUT BY COACH IN FRONT OF EVERYONE FOR HAVING A

thats me

TALKS ABOUT HOW 8TH GRADERS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE FROM KINDERGARDEN IS A 9TH GRADER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Not my day. Or is it

GETS PARKING FINE ON PAYDAY GETS PARKING FINE ON PAYDAY  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Which one?

WHAT WOULD I BE CONSIDERED  IN TERMS OF RACE? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkwardness escape hatch.. Activate!

SAYS

Make up your mind

COMING? OR GOING? CLICK IT  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

coaching logic

YOU GOT A 205 ON TABLE 1 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A 99 ON TABLE 2 Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

damn winter

MOVES TO BRIGHT APARTMENT WITH GARDEN GOES TO AND COMES FROM WORK IN THE DARK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I didn't expect this outcome

DREAMS ABOUT MARRIAGE WITH BOYFRIEND, KEEPS SILENT TO NOT FREAK HIM OUT UPON WAKING, BOYFRIEND SAYS HAPPILY