Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wait for it.

LAUGH AT OLD YOUTUBE VIDEO OF MYSELF, COWORKER HEARS ME, MAKES ME SHARE IT WITH OTHER COWORKERS LATER, TELL THEM THAT I ONLY PRETENDED THAT WAS THE VIDEO I LAUGHED AT. COWORKERS NOW RESPECT ME BECAUSE OF ME SMOOTHNESS AND TOLERANCE  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

crappy mom

MOM SAID SHE'D LET ME DO IT... DID IT HERSELF ANYWAY... Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I'm Excited and I can't hide it

I'M SO EXCITED I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Taste The Lushness!!

BUTTON ON POLO SHIRT KEEPS COMING UNDONE MAGNIFICENT CHEST PUBES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lost my mind!

WHEN WE LOSE OUR BRAINS....... AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING!! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I couldn't care less that everybody will be doing couples stuff

SINGLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Fuck you, Mark

STEPDAD SAID HE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME AND THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING

For corrie!

I MIGHT BE BUSY VALENTINES DAY NIGHT I'M GETTING THE PUPPY, AND YOU CAN COME! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward Farts

FARTED IN PUBLIC RE-CREATES THE SOUND BY MAKING SOUNDS WITH BODY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward Farts

FARTED IN PUBLIC RE-CREATES SOUND BY MAKING SOUNDS OF BODY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin