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pocket hole

I MAY NOT ALWAYS HAVE A HOLE IN MY POCKET, BUT WHEN I DO, I LOSE MY PEN THROUGH THE HOLE SO IT FALLS THROUGH MY PANT LEG IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

When people have questions about LOTR, they come to me. First time it's helped me socially

GET INTO A DEBATE ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS AS A REALLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL WALKS PAST SHE'S ALMOST AS BIG A NERD AS ME Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lupa Sebentar Lagi Ada Event

PULANG NGE-GAMERS ENAKNYA MAKAN DAN TIDUR LUPA SEBENTAR LAGI ADA EVENT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tries to text friend about secretly about someone else in the car on long road trip.

TRIES TO TEXT FRIEND SECRETLY ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE IN THE CAR ON LONG ROAD TRIP.  ACCIDENTALLY HAS SIRI READ IT OUT LOUD  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tries to text friend about secretly about someone else in the car on long road trip.

TRIES TO TEXT FRIEND ABOUT SECRETLY ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE IN THE CAR ON LONG ROAD TRIP.  ACCIDENTALLY HAS SIRI READ IT OUT LOUD  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

What are you doing

AWKWARDLY ASKS IF HE'S DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT

behsaki zoi

MY DIECTION SMY'S DIRECTION Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Might have this backwards

FARTS IN ELEVATOR BEFORE LEAVING IT EMPTY. HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR COUPLE RUNNING TOWARDS IT. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

driving cars

I CALLED MY  FRIEND AND TOLD TO COME PICK ME UP  HE TOOK THE CAR AND AFTER HE DRIVES PAST MY HOUSE A FEW TIMES HE STOPPED AND SAID IS IT HERE YOU LIVE AND I SAID YEAH WELL YOU DRIVED BY SO YES  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

She paused for a nearly infinite time