Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Managed to turn that one around... kind of.

GORGEOUS WOMAN I WORK WITH MAKES IT TOUGH TO NOT WALK AROUND HALF COCKED DATING HER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Silly me

TOOK LAST OF SOMETHING FROM OWN STORAGE FORGOT TO REFILL, CRIES NEXT TIME Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Kayd

ELECTRONS FLOW ONE WAY THEN THEY FLOW THE OTHER WAY! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Darren's showing up on time logic

SAYS WE SHOULD ALL SHOW UP TO PRACTICE ON TIME GOES TO SLEEP INSTEAD OF SHOWING UP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

derpy derp derpertton

DERP GOT LAID Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dissing jobs

PEOPLE SAY MY JOB IS BORING  AT LEAST I HAVE A JOB Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tybalt's Death 2

KILLS FIANCE'S COUSIN SHE STILL LOVES ME Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

online friend list getting shorter

I UNFOLLOW EVERYONE THAT IS NOT INTERESTING  ONLY FOLLOWING 5 FRIENDS  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Childhood Bully

GET IN CONTACT WITH CHILDHOOD BULLY... NOW INCREDIBLY SEXY AND WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Democracy and anarchy

FINALLY DEMOCRACY!!! ANARCHY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin