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House had a bee problem. I used to suck them up with a Dirt Devil.

HIT  WRONG BUTTON ON THE D.D. AND SPILL DEAD BEES ALL OVER MY GUESTS. AS EVERYONE IS LEAVING,

MY BUTT'S FALLING!!

MY BUTT'S FALLING!! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

That's me when I see a hot girl

I WILL GO TALK TO HER TODAY NOPE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

April Fools Penguin

CUTE GIRL I LIKE ASKS ME TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER ON FACEBOOK FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY  MAKES SO MANY PEOPLE UPSET THAT SHE DOESN'T TELL ANYONE IT'S A JOKE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

When my parents visited me the other day

MY DAD USES MY PC AND I REALIZE TOO LATE I FORGOT TO CLEAR WEB HISTORY USES SECONDARY BROWSER I NEVER USE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

zebbe raula

FINALLY WORK AT A PLACE WHERE TON OF GIRLS HAVE CRUSHES ON ME DAYCARE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mr Brad

COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET. GOES BACK IN ONCE LEARNING HOW MUCH A DIVORCE COSTS. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ill be black

I'LL BE WHITE HERE. I'LL BE TANNING NEXT TO HIM. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

BEES KNEES

ACCIDENTALLY MAKES EVERYONE THINK HE RELAPSED CONVERTS ATTENTION INTO PUBLICITY FOR BEES KNEES GRILL Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Scumbag bf

NAMORADO DIZ QUE TÁ GASTANDO MUITO COM BESTEIRA COMPRA UM HEADSET DE QUASE 200 CONTO PRA JOGAR LOL Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin