Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dropped it.

DROPS THE SOAP SQUATS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

bottleworks is awesome

WIFE UPSET BECAUSE OF SO MANY BOTTLES IN THE GARAGE BOTTLEWORKS PICKS THEM UP AND GETS A TAX RECEIPT FOR THEM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

why keep them

WIFE UPSET BECAUSE OF SO MANY BOTTLES IN THE GARAGE  DONATES THEM TO BOTTLEWORKS AND GETS A TAX RECEIPT FOR IT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

παρτυ χυμος

ΕΠΗΑ ΣΕ ΕΝΑ ΠΑΡΤΥ ΤΖΑΙ ΕΣΥΡΑ ΚΑΤΑΛΑΘΟΣ ΧΥΜΟ ΠΑΣ ΣΕ ΜΙΑΝ ΚΟΠΕΛΟΥΑ ΕΠΕΙΡΕΝ ΜΕ ΕΣΣΟ ΤΗΣ ΝΑ ΤΗΣ ΤΑΝΙΣΩ ΝΑ ΑΛΛΑΞΕΙ Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Husband fail

HUSBAND DOUBTED I COULD USE TICKLD FIRST POST MADE IT TO HOT PAGE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

time card fail

LOGS HOURS ON WORKDAY FORGETS TO TURN IN TIME CARD!!! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Capstone Victories - Be they Hollow?

HOUR LATE TO CAPSTONE VOTED TEAM LEADER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

i will never understand the game

HEARD HER TELL ANOTHER GUY TO CALL HER SOME TIME GETS TOLD 'WHY DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER?!?!' AFTER I ASK FOR IT DURING OUR 'FLING' Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

True Story

MIS-READ SCENARIO WHEN CUTE WAITRESS LEANS OVER TO COLLECT MENUS AND KISS HER INSTEAD SHE KISSES BACK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

coffee pen

SPLASHES COFFEE ALL OVER LAP HAS TIDE PEN IN MAN PURSE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin