Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Free bacon

GETS LIVER AND BACON FREE BACON Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I feel like a god

GIRL YOU LIKE TELLS YOU SHES TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY. ASKS YOU WHAT SHOULD SHE SAY TO HIM TO BREAK IT OFF BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU MORE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

SBJGs are best.

DREADS MOST BORING POSSIBLE SUMMER WITH NO FRIENDS AROUND SIGNS UP FOR SB JR. LIFEGUARDS AND HAS MOST FUN SUMMER EVER. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

It just had to happen to me...

FARTS IN FINAL NEVER HAS TO SEE THOSE PEOPLE AGAIN Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward/Awesome Intern

RESPONDS TO BOSS WHEN HE'S TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE BOSS REMEMBERS YOUR FACE AND NOW PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO YOU Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkwardly Awesome intern

RESPONDS TO BOSS WHEN HE'S TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE BOSS REMEMBERS AND NOW PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR WORK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Christmas inside joke

I'M JUST TIRED AND READY FOR BED-- *GASP* CHRISTMAS!!! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lost Penguin

WHERE TO GO? HERE OR THERE? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

After few minutes of collecting guts...

SEENZONED BY CRUSH AFTER ASKING HER NAME ON FACEBOOK LATER, SHE EXPLAINS WHY SHE AIN'T ABLE TO REPLY VIA TEXT MESSAGE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sidney crosby

SIDNEY CROSBY SO MANY GOLF RESOURTS DONT NO WHAT TO CHOSE  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin