Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

What did you do on your commute today?

RODE A WINNIPEG TRANSIT BUS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY MADE A NEW FRIEND, CAUGHT UP ON THE NEWS, LEVELED UP IN ANGRY BIRDS  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Bringing Sexy Back!!

I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK! YOUR THE REASON SEXY LEFT! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

am i a bad person?

BUY A GIFT LIKE IT TOO MUCH, KEEP IT! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

A catchy title

SPENDS ALL DAY ONLINE MAKING MEMES TOP OF THE CLASS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Confused or creative?

TALK THIS WAY.... WALK THIS WAY... Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gimme A+ :c

I GOT AN A+ ON MY TEST TURNS OUT IT WAS SOEONE ELSES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

It is kind of sad because now i know how good it can be

CONDOM BREAKS HAVE THE BEST SEX EVER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mayan swag

MAYANS HAVE TROUBLE MONITORING TRADE? DEVELOPS CONCEPT OF ZERO TO HELP THEM OUT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Zivot je savrsen

PROFESOR KAZE DA IMAM DA SVIRAM SAMO JEDNU STVAR KROJCEROVA ETIDA ZA VIOLU Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Instead of "I LOVE YOU"...

SAYS TO CRUSH