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If feminism is the theory, clean dishes are the practice

IF FEMINISM IS THE THEORY CLEAN DISHES ARE THE PRACTICE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

pinch me

2 MONTHS OF UNSUCCESFUL JOB APPLICATIONS IN HOME CITY GETS A CALL FOR DREAM JOB IN ANOTHER COUNTRY THAT I NEVER EVEN APPLIED FOR Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

BlurredPenguinYeah :D

DID THE DUARTESPIN  ENDED UP IN HARLEM  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

CAN'T THINK TODAY

COMING  OR GOING? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

CANT THINK TODAY

DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M COMING OR GOING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

As an introvert trying to host a party

EVERYONE CANCELS BEYOND RELIEVED AND NOW CELEBRATING AN ANTI-SOCIAL DAY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Thank you GoT

SPEND WEEKS CHATTING WITH A GIRL ENDS CONVERSATION WITH

apologuzes the right way

GIRL DOESN'T TEXT BACK IN HOURS APOLOGIZES WITH NUDES Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

got a youngster on omegle

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE? I WANNA SEE VAGINA Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE CORY MOORES MEME 1.0

THE POINT BEHIND THIS PICTURE IS THAT IM FACING ONE WAY WHILE MY LEGS ARE FACING THE OTHER  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin