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I experienced both the highs and the lows of being a restaurant server on my very first day

DROPPED AND BROKE A GLASS ON ONE OF MY FIRST TABLES EVER, CUSTOMER SARCASTICALLY APPLAUDS CUTE GIRL NEXT TO HER FLIRTS WITH ME AND GIVES ME A 108% TIP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Today I experienced both the highs and lows of being a restaurant server on my first day

DROP AND BROKE A GLASS, A CUSTOMER STARTS SARCASTICALLY APPLAUDING  CUTE GIRL NEXT TO HER FLIRTS WITH ME, EVENTUALLY GIVES ME A 108% TIP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

bimbetts

CANNOT STOP BITCHING ABOUT AN EX FRIEND'S

ethically dull

CANNOT STOP BITCHING ABOUT AN EX- FRIEND'S UN ETHICAL SUCCESS  DOES THE SAME THING AND CALLS IT A HUGE SUCCESS. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

or not lc

OR NOT LOLZ Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Disturbing Phone Calls

CAN'T BRING SELF TO TELL LOUD PERSON ON PHONE TO TALK QUIETER PHONE CALL ENDS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Disturbing Phone Calls

CAN'T TELL COWORKER TO TALK QUIETER ON CELL PHONE PHONE CALL ENDS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Bad Luck Brusky

GETS 2 LEGENDARIES IN 2 HEARTHSTONE PACKS TWO TINKMASTER OVERSPARKS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

ΗΜΕΡΑ ΧΩΡΙΣ ΓΕΛΙΟ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΜΙΑ ΧΑΜΕΝΗ ΜΕΡΑ!!!!

ΗΜΕΡΑ ΧΩΡΙΣ ΓΕΛΙΟ  ΕΙΝΑΙ ΜΙΑ ΧΑΜΕΝΗ ΜΕΡΑ!!!! ΓΕΛΑΤΕ ΓΙΑΤΙ ΧΑΝΟΜΑΣΤΕ Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I wasnt even trying

IS NEW TO REDDIT AND GETS SINGLE DIGIT POINTS FOR WELL THOUGHT OUT AND LONG COMMENTS FOR MOUNTHS RANDOMLY GETS 81 POINTS FOR A SINGLE WORD COMMENT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin