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CTV guilt-free

CAN'T WATCH THE REAL SOCIEDAD GAME CAUSE I DON'T HAVE CHELSEATV WON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WATCHING THE UEFA SUPERCUP! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

voy por ti

VOY POR TI  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

last night I blacked out

GET DRUNK AND BLACKOUT AT A BAR WITH MY FRIEND AND HER TWO CUTE FRIENDS. HAVE TO GET DRIVEN HOME BY ONE OF THEM. GOT A DATE WITH HER TONIGHT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

epifany dinorob crane

I'LL JUST REALLIGN ME BACK NEKK MINIT.... Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Modern players be like...

I'M JUST GONNA PLAY AFFINIT... OH LOOK! SPLINTER TWIN!!!!!!!!!!! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially Awkward Facebooker

COMMENTS ON FRIENDS POST FROM 3 YEARS AGO IT'S OK THOUGH I GOT 10 LIKES ON MY COMMENT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Modern theology

THE FEEDING OF THE FIVE THOUSAND IS A MIRACLE OF SHARING FOOD WITH JESUS SO THAT HE COULD MULTIPLY IT IN ORDER TO FEED A LARGE CROWD Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially awkward Penguin

COMES TO READ COMMENTS POSTS A STUPID COMMENT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially confused C++ developer

GETS AN OFFER FOR A WELL PAID JOB JAVA DEVELOPER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

mosscon nzyt

OH.. I CAME HERE FOR MOSSCON TURNS OUT TO BE NZYT GATHERING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin