Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

met a nice girl but....

I LIKED TO BE MEETING A PRETTY ENGLISH LADY TODAY CANTED IMPRESSED HER WIFF MY GOODEST ENGLISH SKILLS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

ALS Ice Bucket Popularity

NOT POPULAR ENOUGH TO BE NOMINATED FOR AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DOESN'T HAVE TO POUR ICE WATER OVER HEAD Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Perks of resigning

RESIGNS DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH TRAFFIC AND SHIT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Icy buckets

HAVEN'T BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE HAVEN'T BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

school is fun right?

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS SCHOOL TO START BUT AT THE SAME TIME I DONT? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

As this craze is coming to an end, mixed feelings

DIDN'T GET NOMINATED FOR AN ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DIDN'T GET NOMINATED FOR AN ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hosting Bandwidth

GOT UNLIMITED DISK SPACE AND BANDWIDTH MY ACCOUNT IS SUSPENDED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I speak not to change your mind,

I SPEAK NOT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. I SPEAK SO OTHERS KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ALONE. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

What the hell

LIKES A BOY BETTER BREAK UP WITH HIM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I should've waved.

GIRL THOUGHT I WAS WHISTLING AT HER WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY WHISTLING AT MY DOG SHE LOOKED BACK AT ME, SMILED AND GIGGLED Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin