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Taco Time

ASKED TACO TIME FOR A REFILL ON MY BURRITO THEY ACTUALLY GAVE IT TO ME  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I was pissed the entire time,only after I realised that it was actually worth it

I LOST MY ID, DRIVER'S LICENSE AND THE CAR'S CERTIFICATE AND FOR 2 WEEKS I DIDN'T HAVE THE CAR  I ACTUALLY SAVED A LOT OF MONEY ON GAS AND OTHER STUFF   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Profit Share

GOES TO QDOBA FROM 5-11 FORGETS TO MENTION OPA  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

The runs-down

GETTING TICKLED BY A STONE COLD TEN HAVE DIARRHEA Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

HERE'S MY ALTRUISTIC MOMENT FOR THE DAY

ACCIDENTLY LOGGED INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT POSTING SOMETHING TO GIVE THEM POINTS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Test pain

HOW I FEEL WHEN I MIX UP ANSWERS BETWEEN TWO QUESTIONS ON A TEST...  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

either she likes me back or she's just really awesome. either way I'm happy

SUPER AWKWARD IN GENERAL, START TALKING TO CRUSH BUT I FUCKED UP SHE SAID I CAN TOUCH HER BOOBS AND BUTT TO GET OVER MY AWKWARDNESS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

forgot how to together

FOREVER ALONE UĢIS ČATOJAS AR MANI Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cRIM CRAIG

CRAIG USES A GOOD MEME I USE A BETTER ONE AND SHAFT HIM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Kiia my sweetheart <3

INVITES YOU TO FOR A FANCY DINNER,WHILE BROKE SHE OFFERS TO PAY<3 Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin