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I have no idea what is going on...

I MISSED ALL THIS JENNY TALK... STAYED OFF REDDIT MY ENTIRE DAY OFF. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

CELLPHONE LOUDLY RINGS IN MALL, RINGTONE IS LORD OF THE RINGS THEME AFTER PICKING UP, HEAR A PASSERBY WHISTLING THE REST OF THE THEME Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

WHAT TITLE idk

SPENDS ENTIRE LIFE ONLINE MAKES A LIVING FROM LOOTPALACE OFFERS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially awkward/awesome penguin memes these days

ACCIDENTALLY BUMP INTO CRUSH ON BUS SHE GIVES ME A BLOWJOB Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lucky me

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE SEEN THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (HER FIRST FROM THIS TRILOGY) SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT AND SHE WANTS US TO SEE FIRST 2 MOVIES AND LOTR TRILOGY TOO Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

My second interview is on Monday

REFERRED TO SOMETHING AS A

Well that's great

HOOKER DIES DURING SEX SECOND HOUR FREE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Yea I'm nosy........AND?

THE MOMENT WHEN U WANT TO SCROLL PAST BUT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO STOP LOOKING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sometimes I feel like my life belongs on /r/thathappened

MAKE AWKWARD ATTEMPT AT CONVERSATION WITH A CUSTOMER:

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ACTUALY SAY YEE SHE TINK U MEAN YE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin