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Drunk vs sober

DRUNK ME RUINS ALOT OF THINGS FOR SOBER ME OR MAKES THEM AWKWARD Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Oh My God

NAK TENGOK WAYANG TIADA PAWAGAM BAGUS DI SIBU Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Make it CO-EVERYTHING!

MY FRIEND IS RUNNING AGAINST ME FOR GREAT PRETENDER CO-RUN WITH HER SO THE HASH HAS NO CHOICE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mid-week crisis

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMING OR GOING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Krondstadt penguin

THE SUPREME AUTHORITY OF THE BOLSHEVIK PARTY IS NECESSARY TO DEFEND AGAINST COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY FORCES SUPREME AUTHORITY OF THE BOLSHEVIK PARTY LEADS TO STALINISM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

patrick shirt

COMPLEMENTED ON 'COOL SHIRT'... HEARD 'BONJOUR' INSTEAD. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

penguin squad

ILL CUT YOU BEFORE I GET CUT! OR AM I TOO LATE? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Was that you?

GIRLFRIEND KEEPS ASKING ME IF I MADE SOME OF THESE MEMES THE MEMES ARE ALWAYS ABOUT SOMETHING HOT WE TRIED IN BED LAST NIGHT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dos & Don'ts

NO NEW SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS! BUT MAYBE A NEW TWITTER CHANNEL ANYWAY?! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

It's been like this for 7 months...

GOT FIRED  STILL RECEIVE PAYCHECKS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin