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cigars and martini club

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To zain

WHEN I SAY D U  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I QUIT SMOKING

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Never actually happened,but would like too.

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EF Johnson

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Penguin for President 2016

THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PENGUINSTON'S PLAN PLAN B: VOTE FOR A PENGUIN. UNLESS HATE WHITES AND BLACKS.    Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Everyone thinks I'm lazy

:L I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THINGS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

SAAP!-Awkard VS Awesome!

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9gag awkwardess

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MT RO ITNA MIL JY GA

MT RO ITNA MIL JY GA  YOUR  LV Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin