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Anything starts looking delicious.

RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS IN THE FOOD PANTRY. BRAN FLAKES START TASTING LIKE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

le sigh

ONLY RECEIVES SNAPCHAT NOTIFICATIONS FROM TEAM SNAPCHAT BURYING AND ERASING MULTIPLE UNSEEN GIRLFRIEND NUDES. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Coming or going!

WITHOUT ME IN 4 SEASONS... I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M COMING OR GOING! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

so much pun

HAD EXTREMELY LOW SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE I COULDN'T TALK TO GIRLS AND KEPT GAINING WEIGHT STARTED EXERCISE AND DIET, LOST FIVE POUNDS IN A WEEK AND STARTED TALKING TO MY CRUSH IN CLASS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Messed up

I HAVE ALL THE FEATURES... BUT NOT EXACTLY THE WAY YOU WOULD EXPECT! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Just my luck.

JOKINGLY ASKS CRUSH ON DATE TO THE MOVIES... SHE SAYS YES AND PAYS FOR EVERYTHING. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Well that went well

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL I DIDN'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH TOLD HER AND GOT OVER HER AFTER A WEEK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Douche nozzle penguin

ONCE UPON A TIME SHUT THE FUCK UP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I was so relived

CRUSH SAID SHE'S A LESBIAN  WAS JUST JOKING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

My first meme, and this pretty much summs up my life right now

I LOVE KARMA, I LOVE KARMA SO MUCH CAUSE SHE FUCKED ME SO HARD THAT I DON`T NEED TO HAVE SEX FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin