Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup

Smashed my head into the pullup bar Doesn't matter, still did a pullup  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely

accidently slap girlfriends' face during sex it turns her on immensely  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept

Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sent sext to wrong person Got nudies anyway.

Sent sext to wrong person Got nudies anyway.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND

TOLD FRIEND ZONE CRUSH HOW I FEEL NEW GIRLFRIEND  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets friendzoned with benefits

Gets friendzoned  with benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't shower for two days Gets numerous compliments on my hair

Doesn't shower for two days  Gets numerous compliments on my hair   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently says "Yes Sir" to a lesbian She takes it as a compliment

Accidently says

puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual

puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin