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Goddammit lols

MAU NGAJAK DIA BALIKAN AH GAK JADI DIA UDAH AMA YANG LAIN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

true story brah

THE PHRASE

International Friendlies

THESE INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLIES WILL BE GREAT FOR SCOUTING MY PREMIER LEAGUE FANTASY TEAM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SHE WAS MY DISTANT COUSIN.

GAVE A FOOT MASSAGE TO THE HOT GIRL FOR HER CRAMPING   SHE MOANS

EVERY FORD OWNER

CAN'T TELL IF I'M COMING OR GOING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Happened last night

GETS AN UNPLANNED GOODBYE KISS KISSED ON THE EAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rummie shipwreck

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIPWRECK DON'T SPILL THE RUM! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

decided to move into my house for uni early

HAVE A PRETTY BIG HOUSE FREE ALL SUMMER HAVE NO FRIENDS THAT LIVE LOCALLY SO THAT I CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I've been waiting for this for months...

CUTE CO-WORKER GOES IN TO KISS ME PTSD IS TRIGGERED AND I START PANICKING  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cthulhu?! Run away!!!

CTHULHU?! RUN AWAY!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin