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grandma! is! cool!

THAT WAS GREAT DEAR IS GRANDMAS OLD WAY OF SAYING COOL STORY BRO! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm straight

HOT GIRL TELLS ME MY LIPS LOOK VERY KISSABLE AND SHE'D LOVE TO KISS THEM  I'M A GIRL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I know I'm not a mind reader either..

GIVING AN ATTRACTIVE GUY A HINT:

wiggle wiggle

BOOTY GOES WIGGLE WIGGLE THIGHS GO JIGGLE JIGGLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

What to feel

voy por ti

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Vanessa Larkin's 30!!!!!!!

DOESN'T LOOK HER AGE, STILL GETS ASKED FOR ID DOESN'T LOOK HER AGE, STILL GETS ASKED FOR ID Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sometimes, i talk to much, But it deed it was her fault, We kept going any way...

weird shopping conversation

CHOOSING SOCKS TO BUY IN SPORTS SHOP WITH GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND SAYS NOT TO BUY THEM BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY SQUEAK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

How to break your phone

HIT SNOOZE AND MANAGE TO WAKE UP 10 MINUTES LATER MY PHONE WAS ON THE SHEETS, IT FLIES THROUGH THE ROOM WHEN I GET UP QUICKLY. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin