Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Senility at his best

A PETTRY GIRL TELL TO A BOY

I'm not convinced he's an authorised source of fashion advice.

PASS A COUPLE OF GUYS IN THE PARK, AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER OF ME,

kus-magnet ha ha

SIGER GODMORGEN  KUS-MAGNET Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She still gave me her number

CUTE NEW RECEOPTIONIST AT SALON SAYS:

my first big gig !

GETS FIRST BOOKING IN A FESTIVAL FESTIVAL CANCELLED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don´t even lift, I´m simply naturally muscular

HOT GUY APPROACHES YOU ON THE DANCEFLOOR SQUEEZES YOUR BICEPS

Happy or Not

LOST WEIGHT WITHOUT GOING TO THE GYM ANYMORE AND EATING A LOT THAN USUAL LOSING WEIGHT WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT IS NOT GOOD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fuck you cunt

MANAGED TO CHAT UP A GIRL FROM /R/GONEWILD, NOW MY GIRLFRIEND UNCLE SAYS HE RECOGNISES HER FROM SOMEWHERE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

vacation problems

GF SENDS ME NAKED PICS WHILE I'M AWAY ON VACATION SPEND NEXT 45 MINUTES CONVINCING HER THAT HER BUTTHOLE DOESN'T LOOK WEIRD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kind of hard to say no

SHARES A FUNNY LINK TO FRIEND ON FACEBOOK FRIEND SAYS