Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

POWERED ON A MEAN GIRLS TOSSUP! POWERED ON A MEAN GIRLS TOSSUP... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talking to cute guy on plane

CASUALLY TALKS TO CUTE GUY ON PLANE  FORGETS WHERE PLANE IS FLYING TO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BAKCHODI FULL ON

TUMKO BAKCHODI AATI NAHI  AUR HUMARI BAKCHODI JAATI NAHI  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I should have taken the beer with me...

TAKE THE GUY I'VE BEEN SEEING A CASE OF BEER FOR HIS HOUSEWARMING HE TELLS ME I'M TOO NICE AND BREAKS UP WITH ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I was the only guy in the group

GOING OUT WITH GF AND 9 OF HER FIRENDS DIDN'T TALK TO ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLDS AT ALL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crazy Girl

FLIRTS CONSTANTLY I'M NOT INTERESTED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sooo.... What's Your Name Again

HEY.........YOU? CRAP,I FORGOT YOUR NAME  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a friend feel more confident before his or her exam Didn't get enough done for himself

MAKES A FRIEND FEEL MORE CONFIDENT BEFORE HIS OR HER EXAM DIDN'T GET ENOUGH DONE FOR HIMSELF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Redline penguin fart

BUYS A SATURN COMES WITH AN EATON SUPERCHARGER, AND FACTORY FORGED MOTOR WITH A RELIABLE SABB TRANSMISSION AND MAKES MUSTANGS HIS BITCH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ssh control master

FIND TIME SAVING SSH CONFIG HACKERS USE IT TO DESTROY SERVERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin