Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drinking and Meme ideas

GOOD MEME IDEA..................... NOT UP TO MY USUAL STANDARD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She was so into it, it was hard for me to tell her...without laughing.

GIRL STARTS RUBBING MY CROTCH

Oh this match is fine as helllllll

BETTER PUT MY GAME FACE ON GIVES COLLEGE ADVICE TO BARELY LEGAL TEEN. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Why not just correct me?

GOT INTO SCREAMING MATCH WITH TELEMARKETER OVER POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAD CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AND WAS ARGUING WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER OVER NOTHING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Why not just correct me?

GOT INTO SCREAMING MATCH WITH TELEMARKETER OVER POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAD CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AND NEITHER OF US KNEW WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING ABOUT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl, card declined

OFFERS TO BUY THE CUTE GIRL LUNCH CARD DECLINED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oh no monday

MONDAYS GOTTA TRY HARD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Left behind

IF YOU'RE TURNED AROUND TALKING YOU'RE GONNA GET LEFT BEHIND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

What to do?

2 GIRLS CONFESSED TO ME BOTH THINK ME AND THE OTHER GIRL WOULD MAKE A BETTER COUPLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pls john why

WAKE UP TO 20 NEW MATCHES ON TINDER FRIEND HAS CHANGED SEXUAL PREFERENCE AND SWIPED RIGHT EVERY GUY ON THERE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin