Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Supermarket today

         I LOVE YOU DAD         I WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD SO I CAN KEEP IT WITH ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am ugly.. So I never going to find another one

FOUND A GIRL WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME FOR WHO I AM AND HAD AWESOME SEX HAD TO BREAK UP BECAUSE I DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH HER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally did it

COMPLETED DEMONS SOULS  GOT THE BAD ENDING  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ΧΟΝΤΑ ΓΟΥΙΝ

ΓΟΡΑΖΕΙ ΧΟΝΤΑ ΤΖΑΙΝΟΥΡΚΟ ΕΝΑ ΣΠΑΣΜΑ ΡΗΑΛΛΙΑ ΣΙΕΖΕΙ ΤΟΥ ΤΟ ΠΟΥΛΛΙΝ ΤΖΑΙ ΦΕΦΚΕΙ ΚΟΜΜΑΤΙ ΤΗΣ ΠΟΓΙΑΣ Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh No Pho

GETS NEW BOOST CONTROLLER TO FINALLY HAVE A FAST CAR WRECKS CAR THAT NIGHT FROM ALL THE NEW FOUND POWER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

choices in... :)

GRABE ANDAMI NG MGA PAGPIPILIAN HINDI KO TULOY ALAM KUNG SAAN AKO LILINGON! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

choices :)

GRABE ANDMI NG PAGPIPILIAN HINDI KO ALAM KUNG SAAN AKO LILINGON! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The Chicks don't quite dig it.

I'M RICH & EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE    (SO I'M TOLD) I'M AN ALCOHOLIC INTROVERT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is so funny

GET A GIRLS NUMBER STARTS WITH 555 Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Jeff be like

CREATES TINDER SO THAT HE CAN MEET NEW GIRLS AND FUCK THEM 0 MATCHES AFTER TWO WEEKS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin