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im lost

WHICH WAY TO LOOT PALACE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

DAT 2 LISTS

DAT 2 LISTS R DEY MATCH? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First world problems

GOT CRAZY HOT GIRL BACK TO MY PRINCESS YACHT FALLS ASLEEP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At the hocky game!

MY WIFE SLIDES HER HAND INTO MINE, PULLS MY CLOSE AND WHISPERS, 'WHERE ARE THE PEANUTS? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I just wanted to help

GAVE A GIRL MONEY FOR SHOES AND SAW HER THANK YOU ON REDDIT COPS GOT CALLED WHEN I WAS SEEN RUNNING AFTER A WOMAN AND CHILD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oscar pistorius

GETS GIRL BACK TO HOUSE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HER AND GETS 5 YEARS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

why would you sign him

SIGNS RACE WINNING DRIVER WITH LOADS OF BACKING PASTOR MALDONADO  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catchy Title

WRITE DOWN THE NOTES IN HIS SEAT FOR A GUY THAT WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM SO HE DOESN'T MISS ANYTHING.. IS AN UNGRATEFUL RACIST ASSHOLE THAT DIDN'T THANK ME AND POSTED HIS

99% of the time, it happens all the time.

ASKED TO SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT MYSELF AS A GET TO KNOW YOU EXERCISE FIRST DAY OF CLASS REALIZED I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loot palace

I GO FOR THE LOOT  I'M RICH  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin