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Hooking up with a guy I've been kind of seeing for a couple of weeks over Skype

I MEANT TO TYPE,

my life

BUY FLOWERS FOR A GIRL AND TRY TO COMPLIMENT HER

AWKWARD

ACCIDENTALLY GRINDED ON A GIRL  FOUND OUT IT WAS MY MY MOM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

3 wheelin

I CAN DO ANYTHING   KEVIN ROHN CAN DO  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yeah sure !

HAVE A SEXY FRENCH NAME  CAN'T USE IT ON A MEME  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I really thought I was doing well!

WAITRESS FLIRTS, ASKING IF I WANT ANY

When she ain't say shit

WHEN SHE AIN'T SAY THANK YOU AND YOU ALL CONFUSED AND SHIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years.. What's wrong with me ?!

HOT GIRL HITTING ON ME  FRIENDZONED HER.... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Its something

CUTE GIRL SAYS MY SMELL MAKES HER HORNY BECAUSE I WEAR THE SAME PERFUME AS HER EX Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

So last year

DISCOVERS BITSTRIPS A YEAR AFTER THEY WERE COOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin