Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

found courage to talk to cute guy Spits all over his face while saying hi

found courage to talk to cute guy  Spits all over his face while saying hi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments the softness of my skin "Yeah, I keep a bottle of lotion on my nightstand."

Girl compliments the softness of my skin

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch "sure you can sit here, I don't have any friends"

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Slide a drink to a girl at the bar Drink Tips and spills all over her

Slide a drink to a girl at the bar Drink Tips and spills all over her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says yes when you ask her out high five

Girl says yes when you ask her out high five  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You look pretty good tonight" "so does yourself too as well"

Me: "Wanna go out some time?" Girl: "Yeah." Me: Immediately changes subject and asks how her class was

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