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alcohol against straight

AIZGĀJĀM UZ BALLI PIEDZĒRĀMIES BĻA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CAPE fail

ELEMENT WILL ALLOW US MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH CUSTOMERS CAPE SHOWS THAT WE NEED TO REDUCE THE TIME WE SPEND WITH CUSTOMERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

so it was my crush's birthday..

BOUGHT HER FLOWERS, CAKE AND BOTTLE OF VODKA DRINKS IT WITH HER FRIENDS AND DOESN'T INVITE ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At least I got one

FINALLY GOT A FLOWER FROM MY BOYFRIEND AFTER TWO YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER VENUS FLYTRAP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

food prayer

   PRAYS FOR DINNER       FORGETS FOOD  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

don't wanna ruin it with her by sleeping with her friends

MET 5 GIRLS IN COLLEGE , 4 OF THEM HIT ON ME IN LOVE WITH THE FIFTH WHO IS NOT INTERESTED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

AMAZINGLY

I ROCK U ROLL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Delicious picture... No Recipe!

THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU PIN A DELICIOUS PICTURE LEADING TO A LINK...WITH NO RECIPE!!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Quits Drinking Soda

QUITS DRINKING SODA DRINKS POP INSTEAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Penguin Sindhi-isms

ER, NO, THANKS NO 'BISCOOT' FOR ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin