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fuck it, im gonna leave this planet

CRUSH INVITES ME TO WATCH A MOVIE

why me?

GO TO PARIS WITH FRIENDS FOR THE NEW YEAR BE SICK THE FIRST DAY AND MUST GO HOME... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

such a disapointment

ORDERS SERVERAL CHEESEBURGERS IN DRIVER IN  NOT A SINGLE CHEESE ON ANY OF THEM ! :( Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It's a vicious battle

THINK OF AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A MEME WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC FINALLY HOME WITH TECHNOLOGY AT YOUR FINGERTIPS AND FORGET WHY YOU EVEN EXIST Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A Song of Fire and Ice...

MALAYSIA HAD DROUGHT AND WATER RATIONING IN APRIL... ...NOW FLOODING IN DECEMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am so high

I AM SOO FUCKING HIGH  I DON'T KNOW IF I AM COMING OR GOING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I AM SOO FUCKIN HIGH

I DON'T KNOW IF I AM COMING OR GOING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

and never come out

I'M NOT IN A LAZY MOOD TO STUDY I JUST WANT TO HIDE IN MY BLANKET COCOON FOREVER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Every. Time.

RUN INTO FRIENDS LEAVING THE STORE HOLDING ONLY A 12 PACK OF 3-PLY TOILET PAPER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She calls me her brother

GOT OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE BECAME IN THE FAMILY ZONE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin