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weightloss or death

LOST 10 POUNDS AFTER BEING GENERALLY MORE ACTIVE WORRY THAT MAYBE I'M DYING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crissy is a wissy

I KNOW MY MAN LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND, HE WENT THIS WAY. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just realized

MY WIFE JUST GAVE BIRTH NOW I'M A MOTHERFUCKER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SRP times

AFLEVERE SRP OPDAGER FEJL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dirty Minds

I CAN GET EVERY

Trop beau pour être vrai.

DÉPART POUR LA FLORIDE POGNÉ À CHAMPLAIN, NY AVEC 3000LBS D'OVER.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ride along...

HAD AN AMAZING ORGASM WHILE RIDING MY BOYFRIEND LET OUT A LONG AND UNCONTROLLABLE ROLLING FART Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oh, god dammit

FRENCH KISSED MY GF IN PUBLIC IT WAS HER TWIN SISTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The commercial sexual exploitation of:

ART.!6. TEC]NICAL ??ASURES SUBSEQUENT TO THE TEMPORARY POVERTY CANNOT BE USED AS A JUSTIFICATION FOR THE COMMEXUAL EXPLOITATI^ Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The commercial sexual exploitation of:

ART. 6. TECHNICAL MEASURES SUBSEQUENT TO THE TEMPORARY POVERTY CANNOT BE USED AS A JUSTIFICATION FOR THE COMMERCIAL SEXUAL EXPLOITATION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin