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The things we do for love

GIRLFRIEND WATCHES ALL SIX HOBBIT AND LOTR MOVIES WITH ME I'M GOING TO SEE 50 SHADES OF GREY THIS WEEKEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl scout cookies

SUPPORTS LOCAL GIRL SCOUT TROOPS BY MAKING CO-WORKERS FAT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

siap digoyang vroo..

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Blind dates

HAS A  BLIND DATE WITH A MODEL TURNS OUT TO BE THE POSTER CHILD FOR SAVE THE WHALES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

bipolar penguin

HELP WE MY MIND IS TWISTED & BENT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

They were in my bedroom the whole time...

WENT TO DISNEYLAND FOR A DAY COULDN'T FIND KEYS WHEN I GOT HOME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A typical Patrick

MOVES IN TOGETHER WITH BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND DOESN'T KNOW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My brain really fucked me this time

GOT A DATE WITH A CUTE GIRL, GIVE HER MY ADDRESS.  SHE JOKINGLY ASKS

I am retired

I TAUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYING HEARTSTONE SHE STARTED TO BEAT ME LIKE A BOSS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Socially awkward penguins talk to each other

CUTE GIRL FROM ONE OF MY CLASSES SAYS HI I CHECKED BEHIND ME TO SEE WHO SHE WAS GREETING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin