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Just me problems

SOPHIA THINKS I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I left my laptop at her place, and it was on max volume.

SHOWING MY COLLEAGUE SOME QUALITY XXX VIDEOS THROUGH REMOTE DESKTOP AT WORKPLACE AFTER WORKING HOURS GIRLFRIEND WRITES ME ON FACEBOOK:

Zebras are best in icehockey

SCORE A GOAL GET 2 MINUTE PENALTY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ill fallow u

I'LL FOLLOW U DON'T MATTER WHAT WAY U GO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I quit smoking

 NOW I CAN SMELL EVERYTHING BETTER  NOW I CAN SMELL EVERYTHING BETTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

the perks of being short

A KID TOLD ME I WAS CUTE THOUGHT I WAS AN ELEMENTARY STUDENT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Account Management

    SPEAK IN FRONT OF 50+ PEOPLE?    NO PROBLEM CALL ONE PERSON ON A TELEPHONE? FORGET ENGLISH LANGUAGE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sexy Selfies

WE DON'T ALWAYS TAKE SELFIES TOGETHER  BUT WHEN WE DO IT' LIKE THIS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

NDC Alberta

GOING TO ALBERTA NDC Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sex Clubs

HOT NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE NOT-SO-HOT NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin