Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Why does this happen to me?

MADE A FEMALE COWORKER LAUGH WITH A JOKE AND GO TO PLAYFULLY SLAP HER ON THE SHOULDER.  SHE TURNS TOWARDS ME AT THE LAST SECOND AND END UP SMACKING HER TIT.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Visitar com a cabeça girando a 360°

VAMOS VISITAR ALGUNS CANTINHOS DO PLANETA AZUL, A CABEÇA GIRANDO A 360° Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I introduced it to her

GET BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND! WE REDDIT IN BED ALL DAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I can't follow directions for the life of me. It always ends up runny or too stiff.

CAN COOK LOTS OF DELICIOUS AND CHALLENGING FOODS FAILS AT BOILING AN EGG Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

the night

THIS IS HOW WE GO OUT THEN IT ENDS  U GO YOUR WAY I GO MINE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dissociative Identity Disorder Meme

FRIEND INVITES YOU TO A BARBEQUE ON SATURDAY WHEN YOU SHOW UP

Mind and Body

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME YES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gamers problem

FINALLY BEAT A DIFFICULT BOSS UNTIL I SACRIFICE EVERY ITEMS HE HAS SECOND FORM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wears glares for the first time in a decade...

DAMN, I LOOK COOL! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DARK??! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Because Japan

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