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FUCKING SHIT GOD NO DAMN

TELLS JOKE FORGETS PUNCH LINE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cheesestring penguindance

MY STRING CHEESE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Case of the Mondays

WHEN YOU MAKE IT TO THE GYM ON A MONDAY AFTER WORK AND REMEMBERED EVERYTHING BUT YOUR GYM SHOES  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SILLY BUS BIATCH

ASKS FOR HELP ON FACEBOOK DOESN'T REPLY TO ANY OF IT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

haha funny

GIRL TELLS ME TO MAKE A DANK MEME THE MEME WASNT DANK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sharknado is on...

SHARKNADO IS ON AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TWEETING ABOUT IT I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD CABLE.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pedofilia

SHE BE 12' IM 165' SHE BE 95 BUT SAME SIZE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!

TEXT FRIEND KNOWING IT'S HIS FIRST NIGHT OFF IN A WHILE SENT IT TO A GIRL I'D JUST ASKED OUT FOR THE SAME NIGHT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Too Long in China

CHINESE CHRISTIAN HAS LIVED IN U.S. FOR 8 YEARS. SHE ASKS

New Med Flipped Me Out

I STARTED A NEW MEDICATION TODAY. LET ME KNOW IF I SEEM A LITTLE FLIPPED OUT, OK? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin