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Happened right now

CAN EASILY START A CONVERSATION WITH A GIRL GETS MIND BLOCKED WHEN A GIRL ASKS FOR MY NUMBER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

LOL MY LIFE

WHEN UR A CHI OMEGA  DISGUISED AS A PHI CHI   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Most puffin posts these days

SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO MOST PEOPLE ATTENTION SEEKING BY BLOWING THE SITUATION OUT OF PROPORTION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

D*mmit all anyway

SIGNS UP FOR ONLINE DATING HAS TO FILL OUT A SELF-SUMMARY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

le mao rodl

RED IS WARM BLUE IS COLD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dance sucka dance

THIS IS HOW YOU DANCE........ LIKE A BOSS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Studying for finals

HOT REDHEAD WANTS ME TO COME OVER AT 2AM TO

Wondering if I did the right thing

FINALLY GET OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE AFTER 4 YEARS WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Jugdey Atheists

MOCKS CHRISTIANITY FOR BEING  JUDGEMENTAL DOESN'T REALIZE HE IS BEING JUDGEMENTAL   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

What am I doing Wrong?

I'VE AMASSED MORE POINTS THAN PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS EITHER I'M INCREDIBLY FUNNY..OR I NEED TO LEAVE MY ROOM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin