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What would you do?

GF: I`LL LET YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT TO MY ASS BUT I`LL DO THE SAME TO YOURS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

El Doonox

DUNI- TAK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Less Like Gene Kelly...

WHEN YOUR ATTEMPT TO BUST OUT

NRA LOGIC

MASS SHOOTINGS IN US SCHOOLS NEED MORE GUNS IN SCHOOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Double standard!

BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT'S CHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY COMPOSED OF FEW RICH BLOODLINES? CONSPIRACY THEORIST. BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT'S CHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY THROUGH DIVINE INTERVENTION? RELIGIOUS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Double standard?

BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT'S CHANGING THE COURSE OF HISTORY COMPOSED OF FEW RICH BLOODLINES? CONSPIRACY THEORIST. BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT'S CHANGING THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE THROUGH DIVINE INTERVENTION? RELIGIOUS. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Any ideas? preferably fantasy

READS A LOT  CAN'T FIND ANY NEW BOOKS TO READ Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Super lame.

RARE SUPER MOON OCCURRING  CLOUDS COVER THE SKY THE ENTIRE TIME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

only one at reunion

HEALTHY ENOUGH TO ATTEND 87TH HIGH SCHOOL REUNION ONLY ONE THERE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl

MET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL  SHES MY GIRLFREIND NOW Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin