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The Weekend Betrayal

MAKES PLANS TO HANG OUT EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEKEND ENDS UP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES EACH NIGHT CAUSE THEY ALL FALL THROUGH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is me right now

GOES TO A BIG PARTY TAKES HIS LAPTOP,EARPHONES AND CONTROLLER TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hypochristian goes to church faithfully.

HYPOCHRISTIAN                                                                GOES TO CHURCH FAITHFULLY. NEVER STOPS TO VISIT OR CHECK IN ON MOM LIVING NEXT DOOR TO THE SAME CHURCH. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

awkward church goer

3,400 PEOPLE ON CAMPUS, 7 OTHER GUYS 5 FEET FROM MY DOOR I STILL WENT TO CHURCH BY MYSELF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I feel awful, I'm so sorry.

GOES TO HUG NEW FRIEND PUSHES HIM AWAY TO DO CHEST BUMP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

of course

LIKES MY PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM DOESN'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

J'suis presque triste de devoir la ruiner...

ACHÈTE UNE P'TITE ROBE CUTE POUR UN COSPLAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Damn obliviousness

HAVING DECENT CONVERSATION WITH A LADY. REALISED THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WAS IMPLYING RAPE WITH HER. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me at job interviews, obviously

FINALLY GETS AN INVITATION TO A JOB INTERVIEW IN AN AWESOME COMPANY CAN'T GIVE A NORMAL AND MEANINGFUL ANSWER TO ANY OF THE INTERVIEWER'S QUESTIONS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go ewei i wan't to walk

I'M A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL AND MY FEET ARE FABULOUS, AMAZING RIGHT? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin