Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Profes comprando cerveza

VA A UN EXPENDIO PORQUE TIENE ALUMNOS EMPACADOES EN EL ALSUPER TIENE ALUMNO QUE TRABAJA EN EL EXPENDIO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me Now

APAGA SEM QUERER OS EPIS DE JOJO LEMBRA QUE TEM ELES SALVOS EM .RAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

matthias schow

     HAS A GIRLFRIEND     THINKS SHE IS UGLY       Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reaction Formation

HATES ANIMALS BECOMES A ZOOKEEPER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

And I wonder why I'm single.

GUY REQUESTS RUBBING IN SUNSCREEN FOR ME THAT'S OKAY, I HAVE THE SPRAY KIND! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Humans are confusing sometimes...

COME TO DOMINATE THE EARTH AFTER EONS OF NON-STOP LOVEMAKING COMPETE TO SEE WHO CAN BEST ALIENATE MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crop dusting success

FARTS IN AN EMPTY ISLE AT THE STORE    .     .     . EVERY CUSTOMER IN THAT STORE WALKS THROUGH WITHIN THE MINUTE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I've been out of the game for a while

SAP for Anna

AS A HOT CHICK OUT AND SHE SAYS YES OH CRAP SHE SAID YES, BETTER NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HVZ missions

SURVIVES UNTIL FINAL MISSION ONLY WENT TO ONE MISSION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin