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In through the out door!?

ASHLIE BOUGHT A TICKET  FOR A LED ZEPPELIN  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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DECIDES TO GO TO CHRISTMAS CRAWL WITH FRIENDS RECALLS THAT HE HAS LIFE-THREATENING GENETIC INTOLERANCE TO ALCOHOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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THOUGHT I WAS READING A SWEET STORY ABOUT SHY GUY GETTING A HOT GIRL FP EDIT HAS STAR WARS SPOILERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Winning at peeing

WIN TICKETS TO MYTHBUSTERS LIVE SHOW LAUGH SO HARD I PEED MYSELF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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WHAT IS HAPPENING  REALITY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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ME: I CAST SUGGESTION!

It's December 12th

AWESOME PROFESSOR IS WRITING MY LETTERS OF REC. I HAVE NO IDEA IF OSU EVEN EMAILED HER YET Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

When I'm digging Beiber's new album

WHEN IM DIGGING BEIBER'S NEW SONGS BUT REMEMBERS HIM BEING AN ASSHOLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Muslims White European White Women and Girls in Europe means Muslims Insult Hitler

MUSLIMS WHITE EUROPEAN WHITE WOMEN AND GIRLS IN EUROPE  MEANS MUSLIMS INSULT HITLER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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GETTING DOME FROM MY GIRLFRIEND DROVE TO THE E.R. BECAUSE HER JAW DISLOCATED  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin