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I'm a woman btw

EVERYONE SAYS I'M SEXY, BEAUTIFUL OR PRETTY CAN NEVER TAKE A GOOD PHOTO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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I DID A THING

HITS ON A GOREGEOUS WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS LEAVES BAR WITH NOT JUST HER NUMBER, BUT GETS TO TALK TO HER ON THE REGULAR EVENTUALLY SECURING A DATE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Save a life. Die from embarrassment

GO TO SAVE A MAN APPEARING 1/2 WAY TO DEATH. AWAKEN SLEEPING MAN AND SCARE HIM 1/2 WAY TO DEATH. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The waterfall boyfriend

BOYFRIEND SAYS HE CAN OUTDRINK ME PUKES ALL OVER BED, BEDROOM FLOOR AND CLOGS UP BATHROOM SINK WITH PUKE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

whenyou cant fill your leg

WHEN YOU CANT FILL YOUR LEG   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hugo salinas

GETS 2 LIKES INSTANTLY IS CALLED OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTERFOR TAKING IT TO FAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This teacher hates me

USES MY ESSAY AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dilemma

WANTS TO GO BACK TO CLASS DURING HOLIDAYS  WANTS HOLIDAYS DURING CLASSES  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Don't be that guy.

SIGNED UP FOR ANTHEM WAITED TOO LATE AND HAD TO PAY EXTRA. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin