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NYE

HAS NYE OFF WORK NOTHING TO DO Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Giver not a receiver.

TRIED TO GET BOYFRIEND TODO SOME GIVING BY KSSING HIS NECK ENDED UP GIVING HIM HIS THIRD BLOWJOB Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

my life.

UPLOADS FUNNY MEMES ON FB GROUP NO ONE THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wut lol trying to make a meme

WUT LOL, TRYING TO MAKE A MEME? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crusader Kings

BECOMES KING OF IRELAND EXCOMMUNICATED BY THE EARL OF ULSTER... MY BROTHER. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BFF problems...

MY BFF WANTED TO GO OUT FOR A COFFEE TO ASK ME IF I WANTED TO BECOME A FRIEND WITH BENEFICTS I WAS ABOUT TO TELL HER THAT I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turkey Fail

FIRST YEAR PROVIDING TURKEY FOR FAMILY ON MAJOR HOLIDAY CAR BREAKS DOWN ON WAY TO FAMILY GATHERING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The Harry Potter Dilemma

TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON SNAPE WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE IN SLYTHERIN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

well this just sucks

CAN SLEEP THROUGH JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE FIRE ALARM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Midday nap

I'LL JUST TAKE THIS QUICK POWER NAP WAKES UP WITH HEART RATE OF 180 BPM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin