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I unfriendly him because he was too nice of a guy to do it himself

PLAYS WITH A MAJOR COMPETITIVE PLAYER ON TF2, AND SPAWN CAMPS AT HIS SIDE ADDS HIM, AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY SO IT GETS AWKWARD. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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HIS BODY WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT HIS HEAD WAS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just my luck

TEXT A GIRL, I'LL CALL HER NOW SHE TURNS OFF PHONE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Also, I am German...

HAVING A NICE CHAT WITH MY 85 YEAR OLD LANDLORD, ASKING ABOUT HIS PAST GERMANS KILLED ALL HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS - HE STARTS CRYING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

And I couldn't even leave

HOSTED A FUN, LOUD NEW YEAR'S PARTY. SO LOUD IT GAVE ME ANXIETY.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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JAILBREAK WENT SMOOTHLY NOTHING WORKS ON THE 5S Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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FINALLY HAVE THE COURAGE TO TELL MY CRUSH I LOVE HER SHE TELLS ME I DONT KNOW HER THAT MUCH Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Live goes on folks!

HAS FINALLY COURAGE TO TELL MY CRUSH I LOVE HER SHE TELLS ME I DONT KNOW HER THAT GOOD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin