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Crush said that while we were watching a movie

''I LOVE... YOUR ASS'' Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

bearded kiss

I AM NOT GOING TO SHAVE ANYMORE  UNTILL SHE KISSES ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cognitive Dissonance

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Living in China at the moment. Some said I look like DiCaprio, others said I look like Brad Pitt. Maybe I just do not look asian you $%&§§$ !!!

WAITRESS SAYS:

on 14 february

I WILL BUY A GIFT TO MY VALENTINE I WILL BUY A RING TO MY RIGHT HAND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I hate it when this happens

GETS LAID OFF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh reddit

POSTS A LINK ON REDDIT REDDIT IS DOWN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Late bloomer

PASSED MY WRITTEN DRIVERS' EXAM ON THE 1ST TRY! I'M 22 YEARS OLD. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It's something (o)

awesome gamer penguin

GIRLFRIEND COMPLAINS ABOUT PLAYING SKYRIM SO MUCH SHE IS NOW MY EX Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin