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Flightless Bird

AIRLINE EMPLOYEE AT CHECK-IN COUNTER SAYS

Droppin' Change

BUYS FROM STORE, HAS QUARTERS AND SUCH ALL READY AND ORGANISED DROP IT EVERYWHERE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

awkward lunch penguin.

FINALLY FINDS A PLACE TO SIT AND EAT LUNCH AT SCHOOL  FORGETS LUNCH IN LOCKER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

you are lying

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Cuerpo de deidad

TIENE EL CUERPO DE UNA DEIDAD ES EL CUERPO DE BUDA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

State of Politics as told by a penguin

SHUTS DOWN BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY BY CLOSING MULTIPLE LANES FOR REVENGE (BUT STAYED SOBER AND DIDN'T KILL A WOMAN BY DRIVING OFF BRIDGE) BRIDGES?  DON'T TALK ABOUT BRIDGES!  THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SHOULDN'T BE JOKED ABOUT!!!  WAIT....THIS WASN'T ABOUT TEDDY?  BURN HIM.  HE MADE PEOPLE WAIT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It was like a scene from a film

I GOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO CHAT UP A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME MY HAND SPASMED AND I THREW MY DRINK OVER HER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bar probs

CUTE GIRL STARTS FLIRTING WITH ME AT THE BAR KNOCK DRINK OUT OF HER HAND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Be careful who you bring to dinner

MUSTERS UP THE COURAGE TO ASK THE HOTTEST GIRL IN CLASS OUT TO DINNER, SHE SAYS YES AFTER I PAY THE BILL, SHE SAYS

Take it llike a man...

THINK YOU'RE A SMARTASS? I'LL SHOW YOU WHOSE A SMARTASS. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin