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The one time I actually notice a girl's haircut!!

TELLS GIRL HOW YOU LOVE HER NEW HAIRCUT CANCER WIG... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The silence was excruciating...

MAKES A FUNNY JOKE ABOUT AT LEAST STILL BEING A WOMAN WHEN APPLYING FOR NEW PASSPORT TURNS OUT THE MALE POLICE BEHIND THE DISK USED TO BE A GIRL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At least we have been married for 10 years

FINALLY SPEND THE NIGHT WITH SUPER HOT GUY WAKE UP TO A PILE OF CHANGE ON THE PILLOW NEXT TO ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Telling this to a friend

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In my defense, she did look like a man *revised*

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH OLD PHOTO ALBUMS OF DECEASED RELATIVES WITH MY MOM AND I ASKED,

scorpion irony

 HE THOUGHT EL PATRON WANTED THE BEST FOR HIM BUT IN THE END HE JUST WANTED THE BEST FOR HIMSELF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Could be First World Problem either

23YO SELFMADE MILLIONAIRE, HANDSOME, AWESOME BODY SO F*CKING SHY   -    STILL VIRGIN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

League of legends today retards

IMPLORA PRA IR MID FEEDA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm horrible

BUYING A HOMELESS GUY SOME FOOD

Awesome to Awckward

TALAGANG BORING SA FB Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin